Ghryswald and I watched a lot of the Olympics coverage. We both like sports and we were pretty astounded by some of the performances. But we got to talking and decided that, if we ran the Olympics, we could make them much much better and far more entertaining. Following are a few examples of the improvements we would like to make to the sports.
Swimming – put a few sharks in the pool. Whoever swims fastest and escapes, wins the medals.
Pole vault – vaulters can choose one of three different walls over which to vault. Two are safe, but one has a nasty surprise on the other side.
Archery – The Lord Shoot. The lord of the castle has three arrow slits and he’s firing back at you. Whoever takes him out fastest wins or whoever is the last remaining alive.
Long jump – jumpers first have to clear a pit full of alligators and only then is the distance measured.
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